im sorry, you must not know who i am.
im amy. the kitchen elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cooking that isnt canon.
i kitchen hard. i kitchen with passion. and i kitchen correctly.
this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is somthing i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.
Ryan and Colin throughout the years.
LAST NIGHT’S ELEMENTARY MORE LIKE
So I played OFF again and did this.
You would think the joke gets old after a while, but it doesn’t when you have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.
Holy dang, this this really what I think it is? Apparently so.
~RULES~
ONE like and ONE reblog ONLY. No excuses. Okay? Okay.
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You don’t need to be following me, but I’ll throw in something special if you are! I’ll throw in something EXTRA special if you live in the Las Vegas/Pahrump/Henderson area, regardless if you’re following me or not.
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You need to be comfortable giving me your name and address.
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I can only ship to people within the US of A. I’ll take care of the cost and yeah.
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NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. I will be checking.
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The TWO winners will be randomly chosen on Saturday, June 8th.
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WHAT YOU WILL BE GETTING.
First place will receive:
- Two HOMESTUCK SHIRTS of your choice. It can be anything from God Tier, Trickster, Genderbent, OC, cannon, you name it I’ll make it. It can be trolls, kids, I DON’T CARE.
- CANDY. It can be any sort of candy you want. Be it gummy bears, twizzlers, lollipops, gumballs, yeah. Even the candy that is hard to find in stores, I’ll try to get a bag of it for you. AS LONG AS IT’S NOT CHOCOLATE.
- Four CAR STICKERS. I can make God Tier aspects, troll signs, and kid symbols. Even if you don’t have a car, they can be used as stickers for notebooks, laptops, yeah yeah. And they can last up to FIVE YEARS.
And finally…
- A $10 Target gift card featuring a bunch of poker playing dogs. Like I said, the red background and the green table have a fuzzy texture.
Second place will receive:
- One Homestuck shirt, two car decals, and the candy of your choice.
GOOD LUCK, AND LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
>_>