nbd, im just gonna be really shy and short and shit
gosh i cant wait for being scared of everyone and then someone starts a conversation with me and my mom is sitting there like ‘honey dont pass out youre ok just talk’ and im gonna shit myself because its someone from detourstuck
About a year ago a friend of mine, who keeps reptiles, offered me a dead baby royal (ball) python knowing about my interest in biology and taxidermy. I snatched the poor thing like a scavenger of some sort, happy that I’ll finally have an opportunity to see what these unusual reptiles look like on the inside. I’ve been keeping snakes for four years but not a single one has (fortunately) died in my care in that time and so I never got a “behind the scenes” view.
The snake, a 45cm long juvenile, died of natural causes and was kept frozen until recently. I was waiting with dissecting it because I didn’t have a proper camera or means to clean the tiny skeleton. After getting my first DSLR this month I finally decided defrost and dissect it.
The pictures after the jump might be deemed graphic by some people, if you’re a squeamish one, leave or stay but remember I warned you.
wow my little brother started homestuck like a while ago and he hardly reads it (he just got to where the first little flash game is) but loves it anyways
he knows about some trolls and some other shit but everytime he wants to like change his minecraft skin to a troll or somethin im like ‘no’ because im trying to keep him from being the butt of jokes because he didnt even get to the trolls yet and everybody likes to scream at people who do that or skip to act five
i feel like hte biggest bitch when i have to do that, but i dont want him to hat e me in the long run for getting him into homestuck and gettign him hated ahhhhhh fuck im protecting him from being on blogs like homestucksonyoutube gettign made fun of because i have to be the big sister even in these places gosh i jsut realyl dont want him to get made fun of becasue i love that guy gosh i have some responsibility
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.